Yesterday I bought a pack of three pregnancy tests. The check out lady had asked me how old Isaac was, and as she rang up the pregnancy tests she said "these aren't fun to buy right after having a baby". I wondered if she'd have the nerve to bring up the tests. But I've checked out with this lady several times before and she always has something slightly inappropriate to say.
Why did I buy the tests? Because I didn't trust the two Dollar Tree ones I had already taken. I
know I am not pregnant. It'd be nearly impossible. But I'd an excuse for these facts:
-I can't seem to lose weight, and I've even gained a few pounds. I'm not being super strict with what I eat, but I've been worse in the past and haven't had this problem. And get this, the weight is all in my belly.
-I cry at the drop of a hat.
-I suddenly have the desire to watch Baby Story and Deliver Me.
-I'm always "craving" meat. Preferably in the form of bacon or ribs. Hmm, that could explain the weight gain.
But 3 tests later I have to accept the fact that it is all in my head and I need to get a grip or I'll be a big fatty watching TLC all day getting my steak wet from all my tears.
Have you ever been convinced you were pregnant when you weren't?